I just wanted to take the time and thank you for still being in my life. Though I left you years ago, you still haunt me and thank god because I would never be able to have a satisfactory life. If you didn’t follow my every move, I would never be able to enjoy life. I would never want be able to take joy in the little things. And who would want that? Who wants to go through life happy? I know I don’t. So THANK YOU once again for being that shadow by my side that constantly brings me bad luck, and for helping me stay miserable.

It’s high time you got the fuck out of here. I’ve suffered enough don’t you think? Or did I fuck you up so bad that you feel you have to haunt me for the rest of my life. Just. Let. Me. Go.

This is fucking ridiculous, I hate you. You ruined my fucking life. THANK YOU.